Create a harmless virus on your computer.

Ok what this does is simply eject all of your Optical drives, it will disconnect like everything ;D 


All you need to do is: 

Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop